“99% engineer. 1% magician. 100% underpaid.” Classic T-Shirt
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“99% engineer. 1% magician. 100% underpaid.” Classic T-Shirt

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“Built it. Broke it. Fixed it. Called it innovation.”
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“Built it. Broke it. Fixed it. Called it innovation.”

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“I turn coffee into torque.”
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“I turn coffee into torque.”

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“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right... with equations.” Classic T-Shirt
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“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… with equations.” Classic T-Shirt

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“If it moves and shouldn’t: duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should: WD-40.” Classic T Shirt
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“If it moves and shouldn’t: duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should: WD-40.” Classic T Shirt

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“Mechanical Engineer: Because even software needs a solid foundation.” Classic T-Shirt
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“Mechanical Engineer: Because even software needs a solid foundation.” Classic T-Shirt

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“Precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.”
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“Precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.”

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“Trust me, I’m an engineer. That duct tape is structural.” Classic T-Shirt
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“Trust me, I’m an engineer. That duct tape is structural.” Classic T-Shirt

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“You can’t spell ‘mechanical’ without ‘ME’.”
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“You can’t spell ‘mechanical’ without ‘ME’.”

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