Trust No One, Stash Everything – Paranoid Squirrel Meme T-Shirt Classic T-Shirt
Trust is a luxury, snacks are survival. This chaotic squirrel is wired, wide-eyed, and ready to bolt — probably mid-hoard. With a bushy tail, jittery energy, and meme-level paranoia, this retro-style design screams “Trust No One, Stash Everything”
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